You dated for over a decade. He was your first…err…everything. And eventhough you’re over the fact that he married what’s her face, you still plan on proving it in an XS shift dress come Saturday night. And so what if you’re a tad bit overdressed. You plan on giving everyone at your high school reunion something to gawk about. Your secret? Safe with Joe Rare and Vibrant Life HCG.
You’re all about the details. As long as they don’t involve credit card statements, an explanation why your car isn’t working, or any fine print. Welcome a detail you can fully embrace: The Accordion Pleat. Unlike big and boxy pleats of the past, this summer’s pleat is tiny, feminine and ultra flattering.
The Ex needed directions where to go. So you screamed it to him – in the middle of a crowded party 6 chards in. *Shrug shoulders* You’re one for making big, bold statements. Which is why this summer’s Big Floppy Hat trend will have you seeing red, in a good way. Recently spotted on celebs from Kim Kardashian to Kate Moss, this retro-chic accessory has been all over the runways from Lanvin to Dior.
You and Mother-in-law Nature haven’t always seen eye to eye. Take that camping trip last year. She thought a week without a shower and your Venus would be liberating. Turns out the only thing it liberated was your inner Sasquatch. But you’re all about second chances – so long as they involve jewelry. Which is why you should hear Little Relics out.
If your feet could talk, they’d have a lot to say… but mostly: Eff you. Excuse their potty mouth (afterall they did get it from you), but they think it’s really rude that you strap them in five-inch-high torture chambers and make them schlep about town day in and day out. Get back into their good graces with this season’s hottest shoe trend: The Flatform.
Simple math: the success of your night out exists in inverse proportion to the height of your heels? The higher the stiletto, the lower your mood plummets once you hit your pain threshold. Not that you would have it any other way. But what if you could have your wedges and wear them, too? It’s not just a fantasy anymore, especially with the Cork Wedge making its way back into our summer wardrobe.
There’s a fine line (and a wrinkle or two) between aging and aging gracefully. That’s why next Thursday, April 21st it’s important to put down your Blackberry and take a minute for you during Girl’s Night hosted by Dr. Christa Clark of Kaufman and Clark Plastic Surgery.
You said natural. You got showgirl. You ask for soft waves. You end up with pageant. Next time go Republic Blow Out Bar. Using clever names for the most requested dos (and definitely no don’ts), the darling new blowouts-only studio in Folsom speaks your language.
If knowing that you look a little like the Marlboro Man in your old 501’s doesn’t make you grab them off the closet floor for your date with Mr. Right, what will? Get rid of your denim blues and swap those old bootcuts for Bell Bottoms, Spring’s newly resurrected “it” style.
